Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
why spend money on booze when i can get fucked up by conspiracy theories for free?
This is just a collection of all my favourite stuff.
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Wtf????
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif

Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash named Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents